Zoolander Tries to Stop the Killings of Beautiful People

December 22, 2015

Just when you thought it was safe to go back to the fashion runways again, here comes Zoolander 2. Of course, neither Derek Zoolander nor his model buddy Hansel, played by Ben Stiller and Owen Wilson respectively, could have foretold what was coming their way.  Years after their successes as untouchable supermodels, they are suddenly old and lame, or as Derek would say it, "lamé." There's nothing worse in the world of fashion than being called dated or tired, and the two friends realize their fame is being usurped by All, the newest, hottest gender-fluidest “biggest supermodel in the whole world,” played with deft certainty by Benedict Cumberbatch, complete with full, red lips and long, brown hair. Perhaps it was he who inspired Love and Rockets when they sang, "I d... Continue Reading...